Be careful I have a time machine and a tape recorder. Now do you want to bet?
Time machines don't exist so I'll ignore that reference (not that I see your point in introducing it anyway). But the tape recorder is fine. Now lets ask the question: If the tree falls and there is no one (or animal with auditory senses like mice) to hear it, did the tree make a sound?
No. It caused compression waves in the surrounding air.
Did the tape recorder record a sound? No. Its microphone generated electrical signals in response to the air compression which the tape head converted into specific magnetic signatures in the molecules coating the tape surface.
But isn't that sound recorded on the tape? It certainly has the potential to be, but it isn't sound yet. First we need loudspeakers which are capable of interpreting the tape's magnetic signatures into patterns of specific electrical voltage variations that can force a speaker membrane to vibrate, reproducing a facsimile of the original compressed airwaves from the falling tree.
Almost there...now all we need is an ear, just like we needed one in the forest without a tape recorder, to convert the airwaves into biochemical neural impulses interpretable by a mind. Voila: sound. So you see, the tape recorder alone isn't gonna do the trick. My bet is still on no sound in the uninhabited forest complete with tape recorder.
So now we are actually saying the air will not be compressed by the effect of a tree falling. An amazing bit of scientific logic here.
I think by now most everyone in these fora are aware of your penchant for non sequiturs, Xris. But if you actually wish to explain how you arrive at such an erroneous conclusion I'll bother to read your reasoning, if you like.
My farts are not smelly if my wife does not smell them. Now that is logical.
Not quite. It's only logical if there is no other nose nearby capable of converting the airborne feces molecules into olfactory neural signals for a mind to interpret as smelly farts.