Hey, happy you are all around.
My little lace pocket has many great stories, here is the another one:
There is a madman who just killed himself. His soul was harvested by a spacecraft and brought up to the heaven.
"Sinner", God in a private audience with the soul of the madman, "repent!".
The soul insisted, "make me the nothingness!".
God was fully aware men was made by the image of God, any doubt of men is the doubt of his godhood, so he circled his eyes, "Ding!".
"To deny Free Will is to raise the problem of personal responsibility", said the God.
"Make me the responsible!", the soul persisted.
"It is human nature to seek for the good", said the patient God, "Reason and feelings should not be thought of as 'Free Will' since they are caused".
"Made me the 'the good' to be defined", the soul blinked both his eyes.
"Does God have free will?", said the God, "I doubt too", "but we have the choice to not want for what you can't have".
The soul blinked only one of his eyes, smiled. He gave a gentle pat on the back of God, said the madman, "you have the choice to decide which of the many possibilities for which to yearn and reach too".
"Total ontological freedom allows for no existence.", the mad epigon copied.
"Hey, happy you are all around." said the God, "so... repent!".
"Make me the nothingness!", is repeated, "there can be no absolutes"
God slapped his face, "Jesus! all roads lead to the atomic bomb, the omega, the alpha!".
Ok, pals, Of course, "Make me the nothingness!" is still, a free choice too.
Or how can there be no absolutes

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-- Updated Thu Mar 08, 2012 12:10 pm to add the following --
Be ready to surrender, or you must outwit the God.